One shorthand expression I’ve never used in an article on this site before: lol. Generally not reserved for “proper” writing, but, in this case it adequately portrays the way I feel about the most recent news. Thanks to Reuters, we have a report of an opportunist site in China already listing the iPhone 5 for sale. The image is that of a familiar concept mockup based on the most consistent rumors: longer form factor, larger display, mini dock connector etc. Just look at the price tag (that’s Chinese Yuan: approximately $1,348 USD)! It’s not all bad news though, shipping’s only $10 within China. You’d think they’d throw in free shipping at that cost, for a device that as of yet is completely fictional. Nevertheless, the site has received orders.